some funny jokes i can tell my girl friend on my first date?

Eh, to be honest, I don’t like when guys tell jokes. I think its kind of corny. Maybe that’s just my opinion, maybe other girls feel differently.
But all girls like a funny guy, so just tell some funny stories. I’m sure some funny stuff has happened to you, or you’ve witnessed something funny that you could tell her about, just think about it. Good luck.

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