The “two Taylors” have split up!…who’s happy about this???…?
Breakinig news from Grand Rapids(Michigan), via Hollywood:
LAUTNER, SWIFT SPLIT UP!…who’s actually happy that TL dumped her(NOT the other way around!)?
I blame her control-freak mom, and the age difference between them…and all of his fans who want to tear his jeans off him in anger over being jealous of the “date scene” between them!
Now TL can date anyone he wants(EXCEPT Miley Cyrus and her “inner circle”[you know, Demi and Selena!], Kristen Bell, Rumer Glenn Willis[Bruce's oldest daughter], etc.), on one condition:she NOT be in the acting profession!…only cute girls his age in Grand Rapids can date him!
Your thoughts?
I agree w/ you, Monty…every teen brat in Grand Rapids needs to date TL before that SLUTTY Miley(and her “friends”) gets her filthy hands on his jeans!…Taylor Swift was a jerk(like her mom!)!…she didn’t care about him, just her rising star status!
LEAVE TL ALONE!…let him date who HE wants to date, NOT who ALL OF YOU want him to date!
Why make him date Miley?…only to appease you brats nationwide who are jealous of his “dating status”?…only to make you demented MileyFreaks happy?…only to have him replace Corbin Bleu Reivers as the hunk of the year(even beating out fellow “Twilight” vampire Robert Pattinson)?
Advice to TL: move back to Grand Rapids and quit the acting scene…stick to martial arts(hello, Chuck Norris?)…live a normal life!…please?
LautnerFreaks UNITE…and open a bottle of apple cider to welcome the breakup!…it was three months too long!
Kristen Bell .. Dancing in Shadows